What's in that fabulous bag?!

I am not a fan of Monday mornings, or Mondays or mornings separately, and definitely not a fan of those too peppy people who start off sentences or e-mails or blogs in this case with Happy Monday!  Yuck!  Shut up!  (That's definitely more me!)

So anyone who has been with me for me than 5 minutes knows that I love a nice bag on my shoulder and have a deep affection for pink.  So what is in that fabulous pink Michael Kors bag of yours you may ask?  Well, here you go my  nosey friends...



 Let's start off with the bag.  It's awesome and I heart it and Michael Kors deeply.  I obsessed over this bag on facebook and finally gave in.  It was well worth the splurge. 

Next the red (I switch bags way too much to have the wallet always match!) MK wallet.  See above for the MK gushing and love.

My make up bag is from www.thirtyonegifts.com as is the sunglasses case.  Note they are not pink!  But they definitely are monogrammed which odds are if something I own is not pink, it will definitely have my name, initials or a big ol' J on it!

Below my make up bag is my purse hanger.  Because lets face it that bag is too pretty to sit on a restaurant floor! Whoever invented those things is a genius.  I know it had to be a woman!

2 note pads, I'm not sure why, just because they are both cute.  My fav pen ever is the Papermate Flexgrip.  Stole it from work of course.

The lemon wipes are from the dollar section at Target.  I think I've mentioned before the dollar section is my first go to spot when I enter those magical red doors.  And yes my hand sanitizer is Steelers hand sanitizer, the best team EVER!

Tissues, because I have the worst sinuses/allergies ever.  The hand lotion is Eucerin and almost gone because I also have the driest hands ever.

Juicy Fruit because I like to go old school with my gum.  No 12 fruity mix, dessert flavors, or teeth whitening promises for me.  Straight up old school gum, thank you.

The baggie of Advil is yes very ghetto and I should totally have a cute pill container in there.  My bad.

And that little tape measure is just because you never know when a shopping emergency will happen and you need to measure a fabulous desk, armoire, dresser, bookcase, etc, etc etc... will occur.  It happens a lot in my world.

And there you go.  That's what in my bag!

Happy Monday!  (that was total and complete sarcasm right there!!!)